Filmcitater uge: 17

Her er uge 17’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater

Filmcitater Mandag d. 25/04/2011

When you are a single girl, you have to be careful what you do and how you act else tongues start to wag.Sex And The Single Girl ~ Helen

When you travel beyong the stars, you start to realise that your view of the world was small and narrow minded.Orpheus ~ Narrator

I am a dishwasher! My hands is permanently puckered! American Pop ~ Tony

Filmcitater Tirsdag d. 26/04/2011

I tried to tell my love it didnt deserve to exist. But my love will not die.
[nobly said, el cid]El Cid ~ El Cid

The order of Lenin, for Comrade Bond. The first ever non-Soviet citizen to recieve this award. A View To A Kill ~ Anatol Gogol

I know everything… except when the murder is actually going to take place!Black Rainbow

Filmcitater Onsdag d. 27/04/2011

There are so many young men around here where are the young women?I Vitelloni ~ Moraldo

Consider the following – there are times when you might like to, and other times where you might not!Wedding Bell Blues ~ Jasmine

Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side. The Long Kiss Goodnight ~ Mitch Henessey

Filmcitater Torsdag d. 28/04/2011

I do not think it is how you start off, it is how you finish it that counts.Summer Lovers ~ Pappas

I desperately need some money to pay off these people or the pressure will kill me before they do!Under The Gun ~ Frank

Ive never seen anyone put so much effort into something as simple as getting enough money to buy a dress!Rock Rock Rock ~ Alan

Filmcitater Fredag d. 29/04/2011

An honest virgin: What a terrible combination! A Funny Thing Happened At The Forum

Youll get plenty of exercise trying to find me. Who Done It ~ Turner

The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it wasZardoz ~ Zardoz

Filmcitater Lørdag d. 30/04/2011

Have you ever heard of a thing called destiny? [maybe she was fated not to, Napoleon]
Desiree ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Sacramento aint worth moose piss [ah, someone else who has noticed that fact!]Pale Rider ~ Coy

The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed!The Saint

Filmcitater Søndag d. 01/05/2011

Youre always ready. Put it away.
At Gunpoint ~ Alvin

My mother used to say that Love and Hate are two horns on the same bull.Archer And The Sorceress ~ Thoran Of Malveel

Hey kid, Im the duke, [pronounced dook] and that gives me certain privileges around these partsKent State ~ Duke

Lapland Odyssey Trailer

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Instruktør: Dome Karukoski

Medvirkende: Jasper Pääkkönen, Kari Hietalahti, Moa Gammel, Pamela Tola, Kari Ketonen

Genre: Komedie

Længde: 92 Minutter

Biografdato: 01/06/2011

Officiel website: http://www.napapiirinsankarit.fi/


En nordfinsk slacker får et ultimatum af sin kæreste og drager på et hæsblæsende, natligt roadtrip gennem Lapland i Dome Karukoskis vindblæste komedie, der serverer sin humor så sort, som var den oplyst af midnatssolens sidste stråler. I en lille flække langt mod nord går dagene hovedsageligt med at sove, drikke, kigge på bryster, beklage sig, samt sove og drikke noget mere. Her finder vi Janne, en ung mand i sin bedste alder, der har gjort en karriere ud af at sove længe og leve på velfærdsbistand. Inari, Jannes kæreste, er til gengæld knap så begejstret over hans manglende evne til at komme videre i livet – og da hun erfarer, at Janne har brugt de penge, hun havde givet ham til at købe en digital tv-boks for, på øl med vennerne, giver hun ham det noget uventede ultimatum: Skaf en ny digi-boks inden daggry eller skrub af. Sammen med sine to venner drager Janne nu ud i natten og sætter kursen mod den nærmeste storby. Rejsen er alt andet end snorlige, og undervejs møder de alt fra et velvilligt vandpolohold og vodkavåde russere med jagtknive og rifler til en snestorm, et par morderiske taxachauffører, og, ikke mindst, Inaris’ forsmåede ekskæreste, den succesrige Lille Mikko.

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Filmcitater uge: 16

Her er uge 16’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater

Filmcitater Mandag d. 18/04/2011

But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack.Time Bandits ~ Randall

I dont know what to say, its certainly not like anything Ive seen beforeSmall Faces ~ Lex

I you look deep into the stone, you will perceive the tiniest discolouration. It resembles an animal. Pink Panther ~ Dealer

Filmcitater Tirsdag d. 19/04/2011

Youre About as Good at Murder as You are at Making LoveCold Feet ~ Slogan

Im much too busy seeing that you dont lose any of the money I married you for.
Thin Man ~ Nick

Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!Bad Boys

Filmcitater Onsdag d. 20/04/2011

The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Monkey Business ~ Stu

I dont want any belongings, any memories [thats rather sad actually julie]Bleu ~ Miss Vignon

Havent heard you speak so many words since you came to this houseGood Earth ~ Wang Lung

Filmcitater Torsdag d. 21/04/2011

Yes we may be the Marx brothers, but dont hold that against us!Marx Brothers ~ The Brothes

I did not have to go as far as I was prepared to go, but I was prepared to go all the way.Sweet Hereafter ~ Mitch

Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked!Driving Miss Daisy ~ Daisy

Filmcitater Fredag d. 22/04/2011

Sometimes faith succeeds where science fails. We just came from the Marquise of Pomarede. She was near deatPhantom Of Liberty ~ Father Gabriel

Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman?
[popoff... what kinda name is that!]Merry Widow ~ Popoff

Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Body Snatchers ~ Carol Malone

Filmcitater Lørdag d. 23/04/2011

Its the easiest thing in the world for a man to look as if hes got a great secret in him. Moby Dick ~ Ishmael

Ice: moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murderDeep Blue Sea ~ Russell

There are times when being a servant and not having to worry about anything other than serving are quite goodOrdet ~ Karen

Filmcitater Søndag d. 24/04/2011

Oh my god… here they come, everyone run those Critters are coming!Critters ~ Passer By

You know what they say about slugs. They always leave slime in their tracks.Angel Heart ~ Louis

Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! Lilo And Stitch ~ Lilo

Filmcitater uge: 15

Her er uge 15’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater

Filmcitater Mandag d. 11/04/2011

Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom. Starship Troopers ~ Jean Rasczak

Im okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better.Garden State ~ Mark (Peter Sarsgaard)

Arent you scared, little boy? Im going to drink your blood! Ed Wood ~ Bela

Filmcitater Tirsdag d. 12/04/2011

This is going to get unpleasant, sometime very soon…Child In The Night

I never spoke up to you because I could never get a word in!
Little Voice ~ LV

Dont talk to me like that and dont you come back here! Im not taking you back no more understand?Short Cuts ~ Doreen

Filmcitater Onsdag d. 13/04/2011

No-one is going to believe me when I say that I was abducted by aliens, but the truth I will always know myself.Xtro ~ Sam Phillips

You want me to tell Joe Danby that hes under arrest for murder? Whatre you going to do after he kills me? Support Your Local Sheriff ~ Jake

Its a fact, when certain people hit middle age it happens overnight, like flicking a switch, they go crazy!Middle-Age Crazy ~ Bobby

Filmcitater Torsdag d. 14/04/2011

I dont rattle, kid. Just for that Ill beat you flat. The Hustler ~ Fast Eddie

Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!Long Long Trailer ~ Tacy

Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper. License To Drive ~ Dean

Filmcitater Fredag d. 15/04/2011

Were in the suite below, I must have stepped off at the wrong floor.
[easily done julie, dont sweat the small stuff ok]Honeymoon Machine ~ Julie Fitch

Doesnt that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close hes beginning to grow on me… like a fungusStrangers On A Train ~ Guy Haines

I dont know whats gotten into you lately. All you do is sit around and mope.
State Fair ~ Melissa

Filmcitater Lørdag d. 16/04/2011

Well I dont know what I did before, I must have wandered like a lost soul.Till There Was You ~ Frank Flynn

You know your weapons. Its a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel lengths thirty inches. This one has an extra fourQuigley Down Under ~ Quigley

Im going to do something now they used to do in Vietnam. Its called making a head on a stick. Wolf Creek ~ Mick

Filmcitater Søndag d. 17/04/2011

Who are you then? Lemme guess, youre not funny so you must be the flamin comedian then!Comedians ~ Anon

Ive waited so long to find someone like you. At The Circus ~ Pauline

Whats my mother going to say? Ive disgraced my whole family!The Secret Of My Success

Filmcitater uge: 14

Her er uge 14’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater

Filmcitater Mandag d. 04/04/2011

Considering his reputation, youd better turn her over to the CaptainStowaway ~ Miss Hope

Do I have to, Boss? Every time I leave I fall behind.Oscar

The Brisby house is a large cement block. In the moving, what if it should fall? Secret Of Nimh ~ Jenner

Filmcitater Tirsdag d. 05/04/2011

This is going to be the greatest of all college parties ever… the wilder the costumes the betterTerror Train ~ Alana

You can take your magazine, your mansion and your movies and shove them all up your ass!
Star 80

What happened last time is about to get even worse…Night Of The Living Dead 2 ~ Narrator

Filmcitater Onsdag d. 06/04/2011

There is no such thing as perfect harmony, but one should learn to be content with a close approximationPerfect Harmony ~ Derek

Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground.Prince Of Darkness ~ Ed Birack

Fun! You know, starts with an F, ends in an N, has a U in the middle! [hadehaha alexandra]Happy Together ~ Alexandra Page

Filmcitater Torsdag d. 07/04/2011

Everything we need is in my pantsWrongfully Accused

People look at shyness as though it were some sort of disease or illness, but in fact it can be very beneficial.Shy People ~ Diana

Im gonna have people from all around the world come to see the impression of Jesus on my forehead.
Hard Rain ~ Tom

Filmcitater Fredag d. 08/04/2011

I really love you, baby – how are you feeling tonight?Baby Love

Come over and say goodbye. Youre gonna give him a complex.
Eight Below ~ Jerry

Weve only gone and got away with 50 million francs, not bad for a days work I would say!Grisbi ~ Max

Filmcitater Lørdag d. 09/04/2011

And then the music flowed, like we were playing for our lives, in a way that we never knew we couldPlaying For Time ~ Fania Fenelon

You cant just kill people because you disapprove of them [honestly so moral of you there Gloria dear!]Keeping Mum ~ Gloria

Shall I light the candles?
Apartment ~ Fran

Filmcitater Søndag d. 10/04/2011

On Christmas Eve, it just doesnt seem right. Youre going to ruin the winter fest. Trapped In Paradise ~ Hattie

The condor has the biggest wingspan of all birds and can soar on the thermals without flapping its wings – imagine that!Operation Condor ~ Jacques

Oh John, when shall it be that we are together forever without any of these tiresome distractions around us?Evelyn Prentice ~ Evelyn