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Sleeping alone is no fun, but sometimes you need to know when it is time to sleep on the sofaOnly When I Laugh ~ Georgia

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And youre carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer.Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels ~ Winston

Theres no time to waste, then, is there? Lawrence Of Arabia ~ T.E. Lawrence (Peter O’Toole)

The mother was cruel and punished her son, but in fact it was the daughter who ate the cakesI Did It ~ Narrator

You are a fuc*ing ugly bitch I want to stab to death and then play around with your blood. American Psycho ~ Patrick Bateman

Aint you got any sense in your head? Im trying to help you! You leave me no choice.
Ragtime ~ O’donnell

Mr. Gambini, that is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objectionMy Cousin Vinny ~ Judge Chamberlain Haller

If you havent got a death wish then youve got a strange way of showing it!Death Warrant ~ Louis

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways.Fight Club ~ Jack (Ed Norton)

The solid gold Cadillac. Well, we had to call it something [not very original there was it narrator]Solid Gold Cadillac ~ Narrator

A maverick… a calf with no mother. No brand neither.Man Without A Star ~ Dempsey Rae

When you have been an artist, you want to relax at the end of your daysLa Belle Noiseuse ~ Frenhofer

I have been through some very difficult times, lets just leave it at that for now!To Hell And Back ~ Audie

Did you hear the one about the industrious prostitute? Dave Chappelle’s Block Party ~ Chappelle

So is the question whether we are soldiers who are virgins, or…Stand Up Virgin Soldiers ~ Private Brigg

I like gods. I like them very much. I know exactly how they feelContempt ~ Jerry

There is not much more that I can say in response to that, is there?Second Fiddle ~ Trudi Hovland

There is no point in going private if you cant afford to pay for the treatment!Killer’s Moon ~ Mister Jones

I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny.Crumb ~ Rob Crumb

You tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractiveGone Fishin’ ~ Kirk

I am not so sure that we should be even contemplating what we are about to do here.Spectre Of The Rose ~ Andre

Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our English dead!Henry V

I gave a guy a hundred bucks to get the best bridal suite in the house [that was nice of you, dave]Lost In America ~ Dave Howard

So sorry – but that would mean leaving my confidential filesJourney For Margaret ~ Statesman

Where am I going to get another pair of stockings? [normal practice is to buy them in a shop]Plaza Suite ~ Norma

You wont make it two miles past the borderEl Norte ~ Friend

There are things going on in this jungle that aint pretty.Simba ~ Alan Howard

There are some things that should always be left covered – for instance with a shroud.Mummy’s Shroud ~ Basil Walden

Pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumesConeheads

Youre going to realise, marriage is an idea whose time has come and gone.Someone To Watch Over Me ~ Mike

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways.Fight Club ~ Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)

When you are not at home then you may as well be as distant in the universe as possible.You Only Live Once ~ Joan

Ill be 21 on my next birthday so I guess that makes me 20How Stella Got Her Groove Back ~ Winston

I cant sleep at nights. Taxi Driver ~ Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro)

You know what they say in these parts, shake rattle and roll baby!Shake Rattle And Rock ~ June

After the plane crash, things never were quite the same again.Lost In The Desert ~ Clumsy Lady

Hes the best gunhand in Griffin, so I hired him. It doesnt mean I like him.
Bullet For A Badman ~ Goldie

A mans home is to some extent his castle.Man’s Castle ~ Bill

Thank you, mayor. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earsRoman Scandals ~ Warren

Now that youre half mortal, youre indecent. [good line finian good line]Finian’s Rainbow ~ Finian

Wherever she is, shes in a much better place than here right now. Class Action ~ Maggie

When the thunder rolls, you realise that it might be time to leave the city or seek shelterThunder In The City ~ Edna

You should leave as soon as you can, get far away, and make something of your life.Three Smart Girls ~ Lyons

Were not involved, Mr Horman… Our position has been completely neutral.Missing ~ Ambassador

Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really, hurts.Mighty Ducks ~ Grin

Vampirism is not a disease, Julia. Vampires are the living dead. House Of Dark Shadows ~ Prof Stokes

When you forge money you start a chain of events that can lead anyplace…L’argent ~ Yvon Targe

After that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. On The Edge ~ Doc Figure

Ensign Cartwright, with all due respect to your rank, may I say I think youre an ass?
Run Silent Run Deep ~ Yeoman

Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.National Lampoon Animal House ~ Otter

I do the best I can, honey. I know its not enough, and Im sorry! [try harder then!]Boys On The Side ~ Elaine

The bond between a father and son can never be broken…Emerald Forest ~ Narrator

Do you have an easily accessible back entrance I can make use of? Beautiful Creatures ~ Hepburn

That man just touched my holiest of holies [sorry rita, too candid, what exactly do you mean!]Kinjite Forbidden Subjects ~ Rita Crowe

Yes they are part of the same blood lineBloodline

I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel? Biloxi Blues ~ Epstein

Doctor of nothing, Miss Smith. It sounds important and hurts no oneShanghai Gesture ~ Omar

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.Batman

Generals can do anything. Theres nothing so much like a god on earth as a General on a battlefield. Gettysburg ~ Colonel Joshua

Do you realise that for one bottle of perfume you get twelve bananas?Love In The Afternoon ~ Ariane

The reasons dont concern you, only the conditions. Do you want the deal or not?Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome ~ Aunty

Come on Wildcats, make us proud todayFlying Leathernecks ~ Daniel Kirby

Some days everything rolls into one and you cant remember a second, others you can remember vividly years later.Valley Of Mystery ~ Wade