A glass that falls, three, two, one, zero. Glass partition, letters [err, yes]Last Year At Marienbad ~ Anon

Where so ever you go, there you are.The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai

You know what they say about a grape… in the sun it turns into a raisinRaisin In The Sun ~ Walter

Are we slipping into some black hole of hairless space?Alien Intruder ~ Lloyd

It is always women like you who are most victimised by anti-choice – indigent women, third-world women, women of colour.Citizen Ruth ~ Rachel

There are times when you wish that your dreams could just come true – for one day at leastPenny Serenade ~ Julie Adams

Drew, I know your dog died, but get a grip, man, youre freaking me out!
Pet Sematary Two ~ Jeff

I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But not many friends who are better than you. All Of Me ~ Tyrone Wattell

There are no masses in Dodge City, only individuals taking responsibility for their own actions. They Might Be Giants ~ Justin

Ever since I was 7 years old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without meHanging Up ~ Maddy

A doctors wife knows her place – the patients and the job must always come first and the wife comes secondDoctors Wives ~ Lorrie

There is this strange phenomenon where the person who is kidnapped actually starts to like or feels grateful to their kidnapper…Kidnapped ~ Narrator

When I said you can do better than her, I didnt mean this much better. [thats a little cryptic isnt it?]See No Evil ~ Zoe

I am the last of the angry men out there!Last Angry Man ~ Sam Abelman

I need to take revenge on them for the sake of her memory and my sanity.Chrome And Hot Leather ~ TJ

Because mankind has denied Intelligence, the unique glory of our species – the Human Brain.Britannia Hospital ~ Millar

There are times when I wish that I had a crystal ball as my name might imply and I could see clearly what will happen.Personal Property ~ Crystal

The war, the whole conflict may have been wrong but damn it dont hate your country for it.Rambo First Blood Part 2 ~ Trautman

Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom ComeEast Is East ~ Auntie

Its worse than being a bit confused – I think Im totally cracking up!Cracking Up ~ Anon

From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the steppesTaras Bulba ~ Taras

You shove a gun in an old mans face and tell him youre gonna blow his head off!Park Is Mine ~ Valery

When the bell rings twice then you know it is the postman or someone who is pretending to be the postmanPostman Always Rings Twice ~ Cora

Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and hes not moving or speaking. Big Daddy ~ Sonny

Walk away if you have any decency about you, you know what to do.Sunset Grill ~ Anita

The only thing that mattered to you was the Cauldron, but now it is of no use to you. So we shall take it and be on our way. Black Cauldron ~ Orddu

Thanks everybody… you were all fantastic, each and every one of you were great, whoo!Tina ~ Tina

There are times when you realise that being elderly but young at heart does in a real sense make you youngRoommates ~ Rocky Holzcek

I dont know whether Ill find rich green grass or tough weeds up thereMan Of The East ~ Holy Joe

I am a princess, I demand the right to be able to do, say and see whoever and whatever I want.Naughty Marietta ~ Marietta

Now, now, Syd. Movies dont create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.Scream

I hate to break up a good thing, but we have half a dozen strippers waiting for us, were late. Serendipity ~ Dean

Working from 9 – 5 is pretty hard work, especially with most modern employers where the day extends a few more hoursNine To Five ~ Tom

Hes simply got to go back to the only woman hes loved in his whole life. Goodbye, second wife.
World Of Henry Orient ~ Valerie

Youve get of the men in black? Well now meet the men in blue!Brothers Blue ~ Brothers

My gentle Dauphin, it is you I seek, for I have come a long way to find you and no other can take your placeJoan Of Arc ~ Joan Of Arc

What level of deception and cheating are you prepared to go to in order to realise your own dreams at the expense of others?Rogue Trader ~ Narrator

You know, only two good things ever came from England. One – America, two – the Beatles! [Hmm]Welcome To Sarajevo ~ Flynn

Im walking here! Im walking here!Midnight Cowboy

You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way the shadow followed usLost Horizon ~ Rob Conway

Some people dont like robbery that much – those are the people that I like to target next!Ordinary Decent Criminal ~ Michael

So it is true, there are mountains out there on the moon, what the elders have advised was true all alongMountains Of The Moon ~ The Chief

Im surprised theres enough room at the table for all of us.
[on Nicole and all of her demons!]Mindhunters ~ JD

For the record… was written… and produced by mistake! [could have been written about the film!]Critic’s Choice ~ John

If the cab is in the living room and the keys are in it, then what are we gonna do?Coast To Coast ~ Madie

Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no moreComedy Of Terrors ~ John Black

Dont be fooled it isnt thunder, staying put would be a blunder.Jumanji ~ Judy

There is no such thing as a real blonde, all blondes these days are dyed once they finish their youthReal Blonde ~ Joe

I love Harry, is that so wrong in a world and in a place like this? [yes sorry natasha]History Is Made At Night ~ Natasha

When nuns enter a competition amongst themselves, you dont want to get in the way!Nasty Habits ~ Sister Alexandra

Why dont we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini. [what a great line, Barry]Beerfest ~ Barry Badrinath

The weak, in those days that come, will no longer need to fear their lack of strength and fortitudePixote ~ Pixote

Being a dog isnt so great after all, so if you feel envious of your pet just think what they eat all dayMy Life As A Dog ~ Dave

I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail.Tombstone ~ Wyatt

Hello, gorgeous.Funny Girl

Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Bottle Rocket ~ Dignan

Im going to make it up to you, Im going to be a star. [heard it all before bobby!]Hollywood Shuffle ~ Bobby Taylor

Thats where I was when the brains were being passed out.
[not even in the queue that is]New Kind Of Love ~ Steve

In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions. Sob ~ Doc Irving

Being double-crossed is not something that I want to happen to me, or someone wants to do to me due to what will happen to themPancho Villa ~ Pancho Villa

What do you call people who, when theyre faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
Death Wish ~ Kersey

I am afraid that something is happening to her irreversably, her fears are getting worse day by day…In Person ~ Emory Muir

Everyone needs a buddy.Buddy

You know what they say – the bigger they come the harder they fall and the more we enjoy their fall too!Harder They Fall ~ Jesus

Well, I better get out of here or youre going to find out. Beach Blanket Bingo ~ Bonehead

I know a cool place in the desert.Leaving Las Vegas

My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And Im gonna rule it all. Heheh.The Lion King ~ Young Simba

First this little planet with its winds and ways, and then all the laws of mind and matter that restrain him [almost poetic]Things To Come ~ Oswald

I was in a tanker in the last war. I got torpedoed so much, I got water on the knee.Action In The North Atlantic ~ Chips Abrams

Aint any job in the world that isnt useful and meaningful for someone somewhere.Speedy ~ Speedy

You are entering a new world where you will certainly be successful because you have knowledgeSunshine ~ Ignatz

I got caught in a drugs bust girls – bit unlucky, really!Caged Heat ~ Maggie

Being French and a journalist has made me deeply unpopular in many places, you knowPassage To Marseille ~ Jean Matrac

Im sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids. Eddie Murphy Raw ~ Eddie Murphy

Sometimes being a single mother aint a whole bowl of roses, and other times, well its not actually too bad at all!Harper Valley PTA ~ Stella

Waterhole #3

One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb. Big Bully ~ Roscoe

We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, well love her anyway.
Serial Mom ~ Eugene

Youre surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?The Man In The Iron Mask

I wish I didnt know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be overWar Games ~ David

If you are called Joan then you should realise that people automatically think you are quite an old personPope Joan ~ Pope Joan

Training to be a swordfighter has a habit of leading to you getting injured when you lose concentration…Gohato ~ Toshizo

Admit it, you think its unfair, and you burn with rage at the very thought of it!Too Young To Die ~ Mandy

Tell Frankie the truth: He should know what his daddy was – Then maybe hed stop wishing for him. Dear Frankie ~ Nell

Someday you and I are going to have a serious dis-agreementThe Last Of The Mohicans

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear s-o-p-h-y, happy birthday to me!Happy Birthday To Me ~ Soph

They know it and they like it and they dont like it: thats just how it is.Shampoo ~ George

Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!Mary Poppins ~ Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious

The simplest tasks are by no means the easiest. Diary Of A Country Priest ~ Ambricourt

Dallas has one of the highest murder rates in the country.Executive Action ~ Foster

Buck you, you son of a bitch [very pleasant of you to say so, will]Home Of The Brave ~ Will Marsh

When I invited these men over, Im not quite I hadnt taken full leave of my senses!Lydia ~ Lydia MacMillan

There is a monster and it is not looking particularly stable at this moment in time, I have learnt this is never good news.Mothra ~ Doc Harada

When you go on holiday in Mexico you forget all the troubles that you have in the worldHoliday In Mexico ~ Jeffrey

A radio shrink? Theyre only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. Mannequin ~ Jonathan

Finding your way home when you are a cat or a dog is a rather tricky affairIncredible Journey ~ The Hermit

It became more of a job than a sport to playHoop Dreams ~ Bill Gates

What do we know about our parents? [well most people know quite a lot about them]Music Box ~ Mack

Im telling you, Im big in the hood right now, I dont even remember my nameGet Rich Or Die Tryin’ ~ Marcus

Tahiti, the place where loving couples come on holiday to relax, and enjoy some quality time together before returning to reality.Tahiti ~ Narrator

I have got to give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.Stardust Memories ~ Sandy Bates

Theres a cure for everything except death [by definition, though it can be prevented in many cases]Ladri Di Biciclette ~ Antonio

From Embryo to woman in 4 and a half weeks. Embryo ~ Dr Paul

Youre a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more? Strange Days ~ Strickland

In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often usefulThis Is Spinal Tap ~ Ian Faith

Youre probably out there somewhere sleeping. [another inspired line that is the best from the whole film probably!]It’s All About Love ~ Marciello

Do you know that capturing this village is actually going to be quite hard to do?What Did You Do In The War Daddy ~ Christian

Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.
[now that is quite a worrying thought to have there Timothy]Bad News Bears ~ Timothy Lupus

The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men.Breaker Morant ~ Major Thomas

You may now know who I am but you should be quite afraid of who I am and what I can do to you.Permission To Kill ~ Alan Curtis

Almost all French aristocrats have, how do you say it… liaison with their cousins, yes?
A Good Year ~ Ludivine Duflot

We spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitorsPolice Academy Mission To Moscow ~ Talinsky

Being on board a ship like this is something that can be quite satisfyingPt-109 ~ Charles

Jagger betrayed you. He left you in prison to rot like jailbait.Drop Zone ~ Ty Moncrief

Im what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that theres an intelligence to the universeSleeper ~ Miles

Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.
Broken Flowers ~ Sherry

I can see clearly now, that there is something traumatic going on in this young mans lifeSwimmer ~ Crystal

There aint nothing to get the heart pumpin like a good old fashioned trick or two!Dirty Tricks ~ Anon

I hope youll be very happy and dont forget to invite me to your silver anniversary.
Libeled Lady ~ Justice

Know this, that you shall never escape from me even if you run to the very ends of the earth!Escape Me Never ~ Gemma

It wasnt me who said it, but it could have been, that where theres life there is just about hope.Where There’s Life ~ Katrina

You hitched your wagon to him? What did you do that for Bobby? Why man, why? Betrayed ~ Gary Simmons

I was just asking myself that same question.Bridges At Toko-Ri ~ Brubaker

I never heard a grown man scream and holler like this before, did you? [who knows the answer to that]King’s Row ~ Drake

Did they teach you THAT in the CIA? Huh? Did they teach you THAT?Meet The Fockers ~ Greg Focker (Ben Stiller)

I think it would be unreasonable for me to disagree when you state your case so persuasively!Swing Shift ~ Hazel

It is time to go back to where we used to be, and lets enjoy it!Welcome Stranger ~ Jim Pearson

If youre reading this letter, my disease has run its course [a rather morbid affair]Last Holiday ~ Georgia

Savvy?Pirates Of The Caribbean ~ Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

OK so I got myself a ski resort in the rockies, thats kinda cool thing to find out today right?Snowball Express ~ Johnny Baxter

Selling vacuum cleaners, its ok on days where you clean up, but on other days, it kinda sucksLittle Giant ~ Benny

New Years Eve is when people go back to killing each other.
[so cynical so young]
Letter To Three Wives ~ Sadie

I dont think they get as much fun out of life as we do!
Hot Millions ~ Caesar

All right, since youre all not going to eat, Im going to try some of everythingSigns ~ Graham Hess

Little cat, little cat, why do you look so blue? Did somebody paint you to look like that, or is it your birthday, too?Gypsy ~ Gypsy Rose Lee

With Mars your ruler in the ascendancy, you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident and Helen says bollocks to youSliding Doors ~ Anna

Cops chasing robbers and the robbers outrunning them – kind of heartwarming to see innit!Cops And Robbers ~ Anon

Is that really her? Gosh, I have to say that I really dont recognise her looking like that she looks so… so different!Extremities ~ Maurice

Between comedians and singers, women always go for singersLet’s Make Love ~ Milton

If you come upstairs, youre gonna get laidThe Wedding Singer

I bleed from five wounds and heal people, but Ive never been in love. [thats pretty tough breaks]Touch ~ Charlie

I didnt steal anything. Honest, I didnt. Im too little.Dimples ~ Dimples

I do love anger. You know, you and I ought to argue sometime. Absolute Beginners ~ Dido Lament

When you hit breaking point, when the tension really builds up, then you know that anything might be about to happen!Breaking Point ~ Anon

Man, no-one ever told me that being best man was going to be such a stressful job!Best Man

Once I loved a man, who I thought the gods themselves had sent me.Die Niebelungen ~ Brunnhild

I am devoted to my craft, devoted to the art that is writing a large manuscript.Devotion ~ Charlotte

The thought of a world without Clouseau fills me with delight. Trail Of The Pink Panther ~ Dreyfus

Coming from the deep south people treat me as though Im from another country not the same as them!Southerner ~ Sam

Sometimes there is nothing to do other than admit that things are not going quite to plan…Jan Rap ~ Elly

Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others. Hellraiser ~ Cenobite

Anyone for coffee or sex?
[gosh what an offer TIMBO]Dogs In Space ~ Tim

If you let him testify at that hearing, the whole world will see what hes become. They should remember him for what he was. The Aviator ~ Juan Trippe (Alec Baldwin)

Nothing in this world is more surprising than the attack without mercy! Little Big Man ~ General Custer

I see youre determined to start an argument.
[err, no Im not ]Ninth Configuration ~ Captain

Keep shooting, you scum! Youll get a chance yet to die with your boots on! Beau Geste ~ Markoff

When you hear thunder, you have two options: to run from the storm or to confront it head onDistant Thunder ~ Narrator

How can you read this? Theres no pictures! Beauty And The Beast ~ Gaston

I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the wordsStar Trek The Final Frontier ~ Spock

Hey can make better booze in a bathtub! Wings Of Eagles ~ Jughead

Billy Two Hats? How did you get a name like that?
[poor scriptwriter, I sspect]Billy Two Hats ~ Esther

Im gonna miss having you on my tail. You made me feel kind of safe.
Dressed To Kill ~ Liz Blake

Wait a minute… what does cul de sac mean?
end of the road.
Oh.End Of The Road ~ Anon

I am my fathers daughter, and I am not afraid of anything. Elizabeth ~ Queen Elizabeth

You know, its the only time when a black man can wave a stick at a white man and not start a riot. Mississippi Burning ~ Anderson

When you have a background like mine, you count your blessings for anything and everything.Tight Spot ~ Sherry Conley

There is nothing quite so to recharge the batteries than a nice relaxing and leisurely day in the country.Day In The Country

I may be a little bit quirky but I want the perfect wedding…Betsys Wedding ~ Betsy

I cant believe it… just my luck to find someone who seemed so perfect but turned out to be Mr WrongMr Wrong ~ Martha

I had no idea that mere domestic power could be so stimulating. [really fu then you havent lived!]Fiendish Plot Of Dr Fu Manchu ~ Fu Manchu

When the good Lord made you, he made you beautiful inside and out.The Nutty Professor

Howard, Im of the mind set you can never do too much to make a childs Christmas magical.
Jingle All The Way ~ Ted Maltin

Is it true, sir, that when they found him, his stripes and insignia were still on the uniform? A Simple Plan ~ Wilkie

I aint a young and pretty girl. I aint even a girl, but Ill stick. Ill never leave you.
Swing Time ~ Everett

I dont know why people call me carrot, because the name just doesnt suit me at all!Ultimate Warrior ~ Carrot

What is it then, that I must ask myself these basic questions about my own self worth?Shop On Main Street ~ Antonin

I think its lovely having flowers named after youMrs Miniver ~ Kay Miniver

It is no fun when you feel like second best, or when you know that you are not really that importantSurrogate ~ Narrator

Bloodbrothers… brothers until death do us part!Bloodbrothers

And whats the point of a revolution without general copulation?
Marat Sade ~ Marquis De Sade

Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what youre gonna get. Forrest Gump ~ Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

The trouble with lunatics is, they dont know how to survive.
Mass Appeal ~ Father Tim

Exactly your words. So I tried not to embarrass you any more. Another Woman ~ Paul

This is a story about more than intimate contact, it is a story about the effects of AIDSIntimate Contact ~ Ruth Gregory

Dollars are still what run the world, my lovely, and dont let anyone tell you anything elseDollars

I regret to say the bitch is still going strong.
[not bitter at all there are we lieutenant?]League Of Gentlemen ~ Hyde

Am I supposed to say Your place or mine? [no lauren not now youre a doc]Half Moon Street ~ Doc Lauren

People who are feminists are usually just misguided.Variety ~ Christine

You could learn to shoot, you can learn to fight but theres no weapon as powerful as your femininity.La Femme Nikita ~ Madeline

It does not do to dwell on dreams…Burden Of Dreams ~ Werner Herzog

For the first time in my life, I am truly happy. I am loved for who I am, not for selfish reasonsLorna Doone ~ Lorna Doone

Sometimes its very difficult to keep momentum when its you that you are following [good line eva]Evita ~ Eva Peron

Could you put that into words which even Caesar could understand? Battle For The Planet Of The Apes ~ Caesar

Life isnt enough. One life isnt enough for me. There arent enough days.Mediterraneo ~ Nicola Lorusso

I feel that there are times when I can do anything at all, and at others even the simplest is a real challenge.Strategia Del Ragno ~ Athos

Love means never having to say youre sorry.Love Story

I will reason with him, Ill appeal to his better nature! [give it up now caesar]Heaven Help Us ~ Caesar

If one is having an affair then there are a limited number of options one has, other than the truthPhone Call From A Stranger ~ Bianca Carr

Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, If ya want somethin done right, ya gotta do it yourself. He also said… Blade II ~ Reinhardt

Better to be king for a night than a smuck for a lifetime. [actually most people would disagree with you pumpkin]King Of Comedy ~ Pumpkin

I was celibate for so long, I started to feel like a can of kitchen cleanser: you know, sterile and gritty and abrasiveCasual Sex ~ Stacy

This American guy, the yank, he must have a lot of money, so heres what were gonna do…Biggest Bundle Of Them All ~ Cesare

There should never be any good reason for neglecting someone that you love.Cavalcade

If you hear a peculiar noise, its my skin creeping!Deadline At Dawn ~ The Goth

Im gonna be telling your story, Happy Feet, long after youre dead and gone! Happy Feet ~ Lovelace

How do you kill a man without fear?Daredevil ~ Kingpin

Im sorry guys but I cannot be apart of this funeral procession.Navy Seals ~ Hawkins

Are you so eager to see blood flow?Legend ~ Lord Of Darkness

I didnt know what I was doing. I am a hotheaded fool, and I shall be damned to eternity for it.Saint Joan ~ John

If some lives form a perfect circle, other take shape in ways we cannot predict or always understand.Message In A Bottle ~ Theresa

Wherever you go, be sure to try to leave an impression and make your mark on others.
Saint-Cyr ~ Madame

I hope you know how to take care of yourself.Clambake ~ James

Youve been working a long time without your heart, buddy. Great Ziegfeld ~ Ray Bolger

All reports continue to indicate that the experiment was successful, Senator. Andromeda Strain ~ Jez Stone

Ill tell you what you should look into, is how you got those fingerprints in the first place!US Marshals ~ Gerard

Lieutenant, Id like to point out to you that I dont have to put up with this crap from you.King Rat ~ King

I am middle aged now, and what have I done with my life, really?Anna ~ Anna

This is an adventure island… you never know what is going to happen or what is going to go on here!Adventure Island

Would you allow me the pleasure of taking you to the theatre on Saturday night?
Shooting Fish ~ Dylan

That day my life was torn apart… the day that the two most important people in my life tragically died.Obsession ~ Michael Courtland

Ive been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality.Everyone Says I Love You ~ Steffi

This aint some fly by night operation, son, this is a proper and professional military exerciseFly By Night ~ Officer

I was embarrassed for her but I wasnt ashamed of no-one but youWildflower ~ Ellie

There are some things you do in college because you know you wont get the chance to do them againOdd Jobs ~ Max

When you run away it is fair enough that you start to get the reputation of being a pushoverPush Over ~ Paul

If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, dont bother me?Omega Man ~ Neville

This is where you fall down.Mortal Combat

Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.Blues Brothers

Sometimes you just gotta think things would be better in this world if ya didnt think!Rosewood ~ Sarah

I dont think you realise how stupid those actions are do you?Under Suspicion ~ Victor

Nuance. Its not a real word. Like gesture. Gestures a real word. Diner ~ Modell

Being a flower and being passionate, it is all that I really care about. And then I woke up and realised that made no sense!Passion Flower ~ Larry Janson

I suggest you take that damned thing to the corridor or some other part of the train where you obviously belong. American Tail ~ Train Man

It takes a woman all powdered and pink to joyously clean out the drain in the sink! Hello Dolly ~ Horace

Hes a tough case, but I want him treated in the usual manner. Train him for the games.Tron ~ Program

You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with themSaturday Night Fever

Look at that, Abu! Its not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!Aladdin ~ Aladdin

Its not very politically correct to be called fat sam is it? Well, no that just wouldnt do would it!Pair Of Aces ~ Fat Sam

You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cordNine Months

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. [Barry White saved your life]National Lampoon’s Van Wilder The Rise Of Taj ~ Van Wilder

Ill just take a litre o cola.Super Troopers ~ Farva

Beyond a point what good is electricity anyway? [oh if only you knew Taggart!]Edison The Man ~ Taggart

Hey, you are even more immature then me with your swearing thinking its cool!Stealing Home ~ Billy

There are some things in life where you just have to learn to be philosophical and move on.No Looking Back ~ Mike

That was a googly… I taught him how, and now he turns it against me! [such is life]Hope And Glory ~ Clive

May the games begin! [hmm isnt that stolen from the start of the roman games or something?]Games ~ Narrator

Rouge… red… the colour of love and passion, but it is also the colour of blood.Rouge ~ Narrator

There is something a little evil that is going on in here right this very minuteMonkey Shines ~ Maryanne

When I told you my state was nothing, I should then have told you that I was worse than nothingMerchant Of Venice ~ Bassanio

I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies. [not all actors, Stroker Ace, not all]Stroker Ace ~ Stroker Ace

Yesterday I was trying to complete a self portrait.
Akira Kurosawas Dreams ~ Van Gogh

There is nothing wrong with being a success and being in France at the same timeMy Father’s Glory ~ Joseph

The first time I met you, all I wanted was to spend the rest of my life with you. [thats an extremely quick decision!]What Lies Beneath ~ Norman

It is never just when you take the rap for something of which you are totally innocent!Mackintosh Man ~ Joseph Rearden

Mambo it could be a dance or it could be the snake, which is it, which do you think it is?Mambo ~ Narrator

Bone and muscle Ive got plenty of. Its brains what people want nowadays.
Carry On Cleo ~ Spencius

Youre Sleepy!Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs ~ Snow White (Adriana Caselotti)

Im going to press this thing. Im going to press power. When I press it, the cameras going to go off instantly.
In Bed With Madonna ~ Madonna

You know what your problem is? You never think about the other person. I Like It Like That ~ Lisette

Marty: This is heavy!

Dr. Brown: Whats weight got to do with it?Back To The Future ~ Marty (Michael J Fox)

You cant imagine how much I feel like making love to you. But Ill never tell anyone, especially not you [did he just say that?]Vita E Bella ~ Guido

Not every conquest is quite so pleasurable as this one…Conquest ~ Anon

There is a price to be paid for dreaming.
[and also a price to be paid for not dreaming it must be countered!]Jesus’ Son ~ Patient

Its amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.My Best Friend’s Wedding

Hello? Room Service. Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body. [that as they say was the first clue that something was up]Room Service ~ Harry

Elektra… Like the tragedy? Your parents must have had a sense of humour. Elektra ~ Mark Miller

Kill a man and youre a murderer. Kill thousands and youre a conqueror. Kill everyone and youre a god. [how profound]Masculin Feminin ~ Paul

She never gives him a turn. She just plays whatever she pleases and sometimes she doesnt play at allPiano ~ Flora

So your name is really Aurore? This is a very strange name, no?Encore ~ Abel

Listen, you can meet a guys ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.Rescue Me ~ Tommy

You have always been so kind to me, and I wont be seeing you again since Im killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suitePrincess Bride ~ Buttercup

They say great men are embraced by thousands of strangers. [do they?]True Colors ~ Pete

People who write usually dont know the facts, and people who know the facts usually cant writeLady In The Lake ~ Adrienne

[Talking about Top Gun, no less] Its a story about a mans struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! Sleep With Me ~ Sid

A trip on the railways, gosh this really is such fun now isnt it!Scherben ~ Wife

Everybodys taking something or theyd never make it till morningLooking For Mr Goodbar ~ Theresa

What is it that you dont believe Drew? That Im here, or that I look the way I do? Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte ~ Miriam

Yes Im a short son of a bitch, my daddy was a short son of a bitch, my mother was shorter than him too!Stir Crazy ~ Harry

Gideon can make it so Dads not dead any more! [useful power to have there Gideon]One Magic Christmas ~ Abbie

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows. School Ties ~ McGivern

This is a sacred city and it has much awe-inspiring history.Roman Spring Of Mrs Stone ~ Paolo

This is our moment to shine, to show them what were made of.Robots ~ Rodney Copperbottom

You gonna let them shoot your cows out from under you on account of a schoolbook disease? Hud ~ Hud Bannon

A professional figures out a way to cut down the odds before he makes his move. Rough Night In Jericho ~ Ben

Sometimes Im convinced that the greatest barrier between our countries is the bond of a common languageGrass Is Greener ~ Charles Delacro

There will always be wars as long as men are such fools as to want to go to them. [Im afraid youre right Ethel]This Happy Breed ~ Ethel

Now I must tell you. I never wanted you to know. I never thought you would ever find out.Green Dolphin Street ~ William

Therefore render unto Caesar the things that are Caesars and unto God the things that are Gods.
Sergeant York ~ Alvin

It doesnt have a fancy name, but if it was good enough for Frank, its good enough for me.After The Sunset ~ Max Burdett

Weve got nothing to do with the war. Maybe thats why were on this ship, cause were not good enough to fight.Mister Roberts ~ Doug Roberts

Well, I gotta keep my eye on you city boys. Back home they call it country dumb. Ray ~ Ray Charles

You know what they say, dont you? If you love a mans garden, you gotta love the man! Serpico ~ Frank

This looks a little messy even compared to some of the crime scenes that I have had the mispleasure to view in my timeNew Blood ~ Alan

My father says that there is only one perfect view, that of the sky over our heads.
Room With A View ~ George

Im your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base [thats everyones worse nightmare!]Out To Sea ~ Gil

Dont open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!The Object Of My Affection

When a posse makes a mistake, its a mighty hard thing to unmake. Along Came Jones ~ Melody Jones

You are fearless in a way that I shall never know.The Village ~ Edward Walker (William Hurt)

I just cant help it – when I see someone who is in need, then I want to help them!Good Sam ~ Sam Clayton

Going into the marines is not such a bad thing but saying good bye to the love of my life surely is!Racing With The Moon ~ Caddie Winger

Now remember sweet face, zillions of people all over the world are going to be watching youLittle Man Tate ~ Woman

You dont bring a gun to a fight like thisBorder Patrol ~ Anon

Just because I wear trackies and play sports does not make me a lesbian!Bend It Like Beckham ~ Jules

Waiting for Caroline is fine one day, but another it can be a hell of a long wait.Waiting For Caroline ~ Stephen

There are times when you start to wonder with all these cases what is fact and what is fiction.Three Cases Of Murder ~ Mountdrago

Just a mouthful, a bit off the flank.The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers ~ Snaga (Jed Brophy)

I think it makes sense to be afraid… who wants to fall from a great height?Paris Texas ~ Travis

Somebody is playing with my dick and it aint me.
[not a very nice image there, jonesy]Fallen ~ Jonesy

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place. City Slickers ~ Mitch

Marrying the person who you share so much with is just perfect.Madame Curie ~ Madame Curie

You never will. No matter what happens, Ill always be with you. ForeverPocahontas ~ Pocahontas

If you build it, he will come.Field Of Dreams

Thunder rolls distant across the sky, in echo to pale flashes of lightning. The vast cloudscape thickensSolarbabies ~ Terra

Well, heres another nice mess youve gotten me into!Sons Of The Desert

There aint gonna be a farm animal safe for three counties tonight. [now that does sound worrying]Flesh And Bone ~ Waitress

Its been a year and a half. Surely theyve repaired the wall of the bandstand by now.
My Favorite Year ~ Alan Swann

Let him be guided by the creative power of life itself, because that is what has brought me here todayRambling Rose ~ Mother

Its not for man to interfere in the ways of God. [amen to that sergeant]I Was A Teenage Werewolf ~ Sergeant

Force does make leaders. But you forget one thing: it also destroys them. [too true Doc]Brute Force ~ Doc Walters

Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?

Those were the days werent they – not here anymore, though.Spy Kids ~ Gregorio

You might not be threatened by caterpillars right now but that may change in the next hour!Rodan ~ Narrator

With this baby you could fly over the Empire State Building. Fly Away Home ~ David Alden

I remember it clearly as though it were yesterday, though in fact it was a much further time back than that.That Splendid November ~ Biagio

This is a story that will pull at your heartstringsHester Street ~ Gitl

Say Meg, would you like to get to know me a little better?Ask Any Girl ~ Miles Doughton

Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.Hijacking Hollywood

What is your connection with Janet Dunn?
He is my brother.Hanky Panky ~ Ransom

There are so many beautiful women out there in this world, and for some of them, life is actually lonelyWorth Winning ~ Taylor

Soylent Green is people!Soylent Green

You mean the first time he got inside your knickers [on when they fell in loe]Last Tango In Paris ~ Paul

You know I think I am going to miss this funny little high school here in good old Charleston, South Carolina!Rich In Love ~ Lucille Odom

My dear madame. Considering the rubbish that is being talked nowadays, you are missing very little. Witness For The Prosecution ~ Judge

I am tired of Bob, he is so immature and I just am disillusioned with him nowFive Miles To Midnight ~ Lisa Macklin

I have a feeling that this is going to turn into quite a beautiful romanece.Beau Brummel

There are times when you should consider what you are doing in order to pursue your dreams.Pieces Of Dream’s ~ Gregory Lind

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so dont worry about me. Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? ~ Martha (Elizabeth Taylor)

Der Himmel ?ber Berlin

I know this sounds strange, but sometimes just living normally seems harder than fighting for queen and country!
For Queen And Country ~ Reuben

Missing th e last train home is bad enough but the last plane, that just sucksLast Plane Out ~ Jack

You must not laugh at my name, for I am the king of the gypsies and you do not want to disagree with a king!King Of The Gypsies ~ Zharko Stepanowicz

Oh I say, I never thought I would get caught off guard so!White Man ~ Andrea

If you are a gambler, then meet me in Las Vegas. But remember kid what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas capiche?Meet Me In Las Vegas ~ Chuck

We rednecks are few – college paleface students are many.Breaking Away ~ CYRIL

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. [err not quite father, with the greatest respect]Going My Way ~ Fitzgibbons

No one ever asked me to find anything they didnt want dead. [that sounds a bit of a fatal problem!]Species ~ Preston

Its true I was their number one son… but they treated me like number two!Batman Returns ~ The Penguin

They all look alike to the worms. [on people buried in a graveyard]Five Card Stud ~ Rev Jon Rudd

What can I say. Im a bad man. But sometimes it is fun to be bad. Carried Away ~ Joseph

Soil, the earth, the very humble material that is the dust of our ancestors and a time gone by.Soil ~ Johnny

Being an orphan can be a tough life, if you dont get the breaks early in life then its hard to get them laterNever Love A Stranger ~ Francis Kane

Love is… its when you care more for someone else than you do yourself. Starman ~ Jenny

Dont you see it, thats all Ive got to do! Just sit on my assNightwatch ~ Martin Bell

Hanging is such an unpleasant death
Five Came Back ~ Vasquez

Whatve I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off?Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters ~ Daffy Duck

Hey, they call me Blondie, I think you can tell why by looking at me.Blondie

You know whats the deal you said he was cute? [not sure that actually makes sense there regina]Hideaway ~ Regina

When anyone is dishonoured, whether male or female, there is the potential of revengeDishonored ~ Marie

Why me Lord? You made other men out of clay. Mine, you made out of shit. Any Which Way You Can ~ Cholla

Because of you I have the chance to make a wrong thing right. I thank you for that. Captain America ~ Maria

Im going to head on over to New York to see if I can get a job there, theres nothing for me at home…Go West ~ Friendless

Now youre going to want to do this, but Im going to do this. And when youre thinking about doing this, Im going to do thisBad Company ~ Jake Hayes

I am afraid that you wont be getting away this time, you will remember this for ever!Singapore ~ Linda

Apple pie, whatever it is you want me to call you, we have a murder here. I wanna solve it.Rising Sun ~ Web Smith

Come on now man, these are serious guys… Youre not in top form, and your backup battery is all used up! Short Circuit 2 ~ Fred

I thought you hired out to anybody with a price?Border Shootout ~ Phil

It is very simple martin no matter how I dress it up – I want you!I Want You ~ Helen

Which hand do you pledge allegiance with?
Blown Away ~ Kate

What ever you do, dont fall asleep!Nightmare On Elm Street

This is not the ordinary I hit you, you hit me, I hit you, you hit me [what is it then kiefer?]Men Of War ~ Kiefer

Could you please stop mumbling I cant understand a word your saying.Charlie And The Chocolate Factory ~ Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp)

Yes I did say and do that, are you going to charge me for everything now?Shanghai Express ~ Lily

He was a vet, he used to go to your house to deliver the bitchesBeing Julia ~ Julia

Now this is starting to get a little bit creepy…End Of The Line ~ Karen

At the end of the day, you never know what is going to happen before light is out…End Of The Day ~ Meimei Deng

So what would you say if you lived there, if you lived in the best place in town?Best House In London ~ Ben

Sally, I dont give a pigs ass what anybody says, I still say you make a hell of a pot of beansDead Man ~ Big George

In my dreams you will be there and that is where I want to be right nowI’ll See You In My Dreams ~ Lucio

The deal is were driving up into the jungle with a guy we dont even know whos wearing sunglasses in the middle of the nightClub Paradise ~ Barry

I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name.Scenes From A Mall ~ Nick Fifer

Thank God we didnt lose those medical supplies. Breakheart Pass ~ Richard Fairchild

You go that way and Ill go this way, and Ill bet you this jam tart that Ill find a tractor first.
Clockwise ~ Ivan

How dare those people keep treating us like stupid teenage girls. [thats what you are though]Dick ~ Arlene

When a Catholic archbishop gets killed, you realise that there are going to be repercussions.SAS Malko ~ Malko

And just as the Blue Man was offered up unto him, so shall be the unbelievers! Children Of The Corn ~ Isaac

Och aye, and welcome kin to bonnay scotland!Bonnie Scotland ~ Narrator

Its bad enough to have a ship that looks like this and a captain who looks like meChina Seas ~ Gaskell

Im going to walk to the nearest police station, and Im going to turn myself in. [well done walter - its the right thing old chap]Bank Shot ~ Walter

If you are going to play a game then you better know the rules, cos one day youll need em to save you.Rules Of The Game ~ Baker

Has Murray ever turned yellow and gone after someone like he went for me? Trancers ~ Jack

She had become hysterical and she started screaming and I guess I hit her. I dont actually recall, it all happened so quicklyKlute ~ Peter Cable

When you put it like that I dont think I could ask for anything more!Crazy For You ~ Bobby

Murders a new trick for a robot, congratulations.I Robot ~ Detective Del Spooner

Henry, if we die before you get back, promise youll tell everybody she wasnt my date. Dreamcatcher ~ Pete Moore

No tinhorn joint like this could ever hold me. [why are you too big to fit in it then joe?]Going In Style ~ Joe

In every class, theres always one joker who thinks that hes smarter than me.Officer And Gentleman ~ Foley

What snobs the English are. How they love dressing up.
Mrs Dalloway ~ Pete Walsh

The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhereSplash ~ Stan

Besides being an accessory to a robbery and being shot at? [when asked what the matter was]Cadillac Ranch ~ Frances

I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!Jurassic Park ~ Lex (Ariana Richards)

Well, I feel like a new woman. In fact, I feel like a new man. Bring me a telephone book.Whistling In The Dark ~ Buzz

Hey having an older brother has its perks sometimes doesnt it, like protection when you do something wrong!Kid Brother ~ The Kid

I got a better idea. You hate the taste of metal. Well, its going in your mouth.Kiss Of Death ~ Cop

Argh! Now that really is what I call scary, why the hell did you have to go and do that?Watcher In The Woods ~ Unknown

Its really about control, my body, my mind. Who was going to own it? Them? Or me?She’s Gotta Have It ~ Nola

Wake up… wake up… will you ever wake up and come back to the real world?Coma

There is a place where we can go, a place where I believe we might just be safe.Steelyard Blues ~ Jesse Veldini

No wire hangers, ever!Mommie Dearest

Why dont you just admit it? Youre both crazy about me.
Me And Him ~ Bert

Being on radio makes him something of a minor celebrity though of course being radio people dont recognise him.Whistling In Dixie ~ Carol Lambert

Now you listen to me, Im the sorta girl that loves to dance, and what am I gonna do? Thats right, Im gonna daaaance!Dames ~ Barbs

He rides tall, does he who rides at all [very good rhyming there scriptwriter]He Rides Tall ~ Marshal

Here we are in lovely but dangerous Moscow and I have no time to take in the views for this love has rather consumed me so!Diane ~ Diane

The stories of our ancestors. How they solved problems. Often the problems never change. Nor the people.Powwow Highway ~ Buudy Bow

When you look up to the heavens and see the northern lights, your place suddenly becomes insignificantNorthern Lights ~ Ray Sorensen

There is something here, a spirit or a monster or something bad, I feel it in my bonesNight Monster ~ Harper

My relationships have never been simple and uncomplicated, and perhaps necessarily so.Love Is The Devil ~ Francis

Why should I listen to you, anyway? Youre a virgin who cant drive.Clueless ~ Tai

Why is it that something that must surely be so wrong, yet that it can feel just so right at the time?Ethan Frome ~ Ethan

I do not think that being sent away at the age of 10 to a place like Donegal was the best thing for me looking backSecret Of Roan Inish ~ Fiona

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendshipReality Bites

Boris, I know that we were sweethearts in the past but things have moved on now…Aurora ~ Ana

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand!Spider-Man 2 ~ Dr Otto Octavius (David White)

Are you sure thats the case, because as far as Im concerned … well, its not!Zeppelin ~ Geoff

Im a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.Mystery Men ~ The Blue Raja

This is an ancient devious world, and you come from a young country.Ishtar ~ Shirra

Even with my eyes wide open I cant see a thing.Zatoichi ~ Zat?ichi (Takeshi Kitano)

Corruption is the scourge of modern society, those who do not start corrupt soon move that way.Up In Central Park ~ Rosie

A farmer may become a hunchback but its rare for a hunchback to become a farmer. [very profound cesar]Jean De Florette ~ Cesar Soubeyran

Thats what they took from me. And thats what I was going to get backPayback

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills. And Ill take the heat.When A Man Loves A Woman ~ Mikey Green

When you hear the first note of that wedding march, you know that it is too late to turn back!Wedding March ~ Narrator

If you have got a personal best time, then even if you come last in the race, you can be very proud of your achievements.Personal Best ~ Terry

Remember I won a years supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem! [congratulations Sandra!]Beautiful Thing ~ Sandra

Lets give it up for the woman with the nice ass. shes worked so hard dont you agree?Nutty Professor ~ Buddy Love

I heard you got in on the money end of this miserable business. Mountain Men ~ Bill Tyler

Dont mock me my friend.Twelve Monkeys ~ L.J. Washington (Frederick Strother)

A pretty figure but only half as pretty as the figure were escorting… [escorting now are we Benjamin? Shocking!]Vera Cruz ~ Benji

I believe in my heart that people are too quick and too ready to write off what the younger generation want to sayImpossible Years ~ Jonathan Kingsley

Why dont you stop being a bitch, for lets say an hour, and Ill not knock the religion of your choice for a week.Mermaids

There are twenty million women in this island and I get to be chained to you. Thirty-Nine Steps ~ Rich

I used to have one of those things, but it caught virtual rabies and I had to shoot it in the head.
Rollercoaster ~ Darrin

Well, you certainly are something of a dark horse, arent you?Dark Horse ~ Anon

If a resort goes from having an almost perfect record to this, wont they all get a little bit suspicious?Ski Patrol ~ Jerry

Dont fu*k with the Chinese!China Girl ~ Tony

I want to get away from this world which is so boring and selfish and…Huckleberry Finn ~ Huckleberry Finn

When youre afraid, close your eyes and count to five. Sometimes it works for me.Boogeyman ~ Tim

Everyone knows that homecoming is a very important time in a young girls lifeHomecoming ~ Abi

Lots of people hate me, and to be honest I hate them back… so there is something equal about it.Paris Trout ~ Paris

Here in the emperors palace dare you draw and maintain such a quarrel openly?Titus ~ Aaron

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you.Watership Down ~ Black Rabbit

The purpose of our suffering is only more suffering.Altered States ~ Eddie

I run the soup kitchen.
CHUD ~ AJ Shepherd

Im about the most miserablest person that ever died! Cabin In The Sky ~ Joe Jackson

I have to say he is the finest man that I have ever known – trousers or no trousers.Tarzan Escapes ~ Rawlins

As a matter of fact, my father once had an unfortunate experience on Euston station during the blackoutOnly Two Can Play ~ John Lewis

There wasnt a street, there wasnt a building, that wasnt connected to some memory in my mindMy Dinner With Andre ~ Wally

Id rather imagine a man than know him for sureMoonlight And Valentino ~ Alberta

My son has his hand glued to his penis.American Pie 2 ~ Jim’s Dad (Eugene Levy)

Why wont he actually commit to me, what is it about most men that they are so scared of commitment?Key Exchange ~ Lisa

I figured youd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favourite, Chinese.The Net ~ Dr. Alan Champion

If you have been there in recent years, chances are that you will never forget the reality that is SaigonSaigon ~ Narrator

Pr?t-?-Porter

Badges? We aint got no badges! We dont need no badges! I dont have to show you any stinking badges!The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre

Look at me, Im the King Of New York!Newsies

If people were to realise what I am capable of doing, they would be slower to judge.Young Winston ~ Churchill

Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?Broken Arrow

Oh, Dan, if you care anything about me at all, take me away. Abilene Town ~ Sherry Balder

We never see you anymore. What is it with you two? Still in your honeymoon? Normal Life ~ Mike

Promise you wont kidnap me and my brother and plant stuff in our brains?
[seems like a lot to ask for there, annie!]Family Man ~ Annie

Everybody has a heart, except some people.All About Eve ~ Margo Channing

When a girl runs out like that… she generally wants to be followed. Crying Game ~ Col

Even though I almost destroyed it, I know you still have a heart. Diary Of A Mad Black Woman ~ Charles

Youll probably find it very dull and commonplace but I want to earn enough money to help my father buy a boat. Viva Las Vegas ~ Rusty

At that price, the customer knows exactly what he is going to get. [buyer beware then!]Executive Suite ~ Loren

Oh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!Anger Management

Find a place on that bloody wall and focus on that spot. Then whip your head round and come back to that spot. Billy Elliot ~ Mrs Wilkinson

Only two kinds of animals make war on their own kind, rats and menRailroaded ~ Extra

Yes it is true that the city has a new rowing champion, hail me, OsijekQueen Of The Night ~ Tomo

If they look at my face they may get the wrong impression about who I am and what I can do.Little Vera ~ Vera

I dont know what happened, I just went to my fridge this morning, and look what happened! Saps At Sea ~ Neighbour

My dear Watson, everything is absurdly simple once it is explained to you! Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes ~ Sherlock Holmes

I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of loveDead Man Walking ~ Helen Prejean

I am a private detective, that means I go about my job in public, privatelyGotham ~ Eddie

I won the beauty contest, oh my gosh I am so real honoured and excited all!Free And Easy ~ Elvira

I live on a little planet called reality, where things like that dont happen.
Bed Of Roses ~ Lisa Walker

Use iodized salt to ward off zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.
[something everyone should take heed of]Hocus Pocus ~ Allison

I believe in the Church of Baseball. Ive tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones.Bull Durham ~ Annie

What do you want to see on your honeymoon? Lots of lovely ceilings! [well dirty but at least thats honest, Monica!]Carpetbaggers ~ Monica Winthrop

Will was so frustrated with how my lima beans grew faster than his. And thats when I finally told him about my powersSky High ~ Layla

I do not think I can overstate how important this will become to you all…St Ives ~ Ray

A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
Block-Heads ~ Oliver

I dont find the attitude of some of these people particularly satisfactory.Stand-In ~ Dodd

Are you telling me youre building me an airplane with only one wing?
Great Waldo Pepper ~ Waldo Pepper

Im tired of getting hauled around all the time! [aww, poor old boone!]Indian In The Cupboard ~ Boone

There are reasons for everything we do, Major [not if some of our actions are not rational, ace hunter]Megaforce ~ Ace Hunter

You know what they say about nevada… anything goes, just so long as its illegal in all the other states!Nevada ~ Narrator

This is a case where even a great detective feels as though he is clutching at strawsMystery Of Mr Wong ~ James Wong

What are you doing playing one-nighters in dressing rooms? Dubarry Was A Lady ~ Niagara

Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
Fantastic Four ~ Victor Von Doom

What do you do when you feel that there are eyes watching you all around; where do you go?Prince Of The City ~ Rick

Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?
Better Luck Tomorrow ~ Virgil Hu

Its interesting when people hear you are called Mike they just assume that you ar e a woman!Wild Angels ~ Mike

Would you prefer to see another doctor? Yes [sparkling lines in this film...]Angel Baby ~ Doctor

As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden. Being There ~ Chance

There is a thief trying to get out, sir…Close To Eden ~ Eden

Nurse, bourbon on the rocks for the lady, please.Airport 75 ~ Bill

I am me, but you can just call me the colonel, that has a certain ring to it dont ya think?Me And The Colonel ~ Jacobowsky

They were everyday citizens who suddenly became unforgettable heroes. Fire And Rain ~ Tagline

I never did like camels. Theyre filthy buggers, they smell, they bite, they spitThe Mummy ~ Jonathan

Come on, if you want to be a sergeant too you will have to be tougher than that!Wee Willie Winkie ~ MacDuff

I think it would only be fair to tell you in advance of the scandal so that you know…They Won’t Forget ~ Sybil

I cannot belief that he had a secret lover all those years, all those times when we were together…Richards Things ~ Kate

Were you in love with Papa when you married him? Marjorie Morningstar ~ Marjorie

But I cant fight this Lady Luck of yours, this fancy queen in her green felt dress. Showboat ~ Magnolia

I wouldnt have deserted if you had kept me out of the draft. Finders Keepers ~ Lane

When you are cornered, you aint got many places that you can go!Cornered ~ Anon

Theyre too young to bleed, theyre too young for weed, no grass on the field no grass will they yield. [very poetic there Josh]Weeds ~ Josh

Whats that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels ~ Nick The Greek

I sometimes find that giving a short and simple answer saves some confusion in the long run!Shout ~ Rebecca

This boarding school was very peaceful until he arrivedAu Revoir Les Enfants ~ Julien

If you dont like me, then realise this, you can just shut up and not talk!
Pauline At The Beach ~ Pierre

The capsule may have come from the moon but this tribe of people are more extraterrestrial.Call Me Bwana ~ Matthew

Just remember that you wont know the half of what happens, and that this is for the best.Walls Of Glass ~ Mama

Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucksThe Waterboy

Well wait ten seconds and see if he comes to save youLittle Odessa ~ Joshua

Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
Next Best Thing

Melinda had a reputation for being postmodern in bed [now the question is - is that good or bad?]Melinda And Melinda ~ Laurel

Oh, I feel romantic for the first time that I can remember and it is simply so lovely and refreshing!Feast Of July ~ Bella

You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.Center Stage

There are con tricks, my friend, and then there are CON tricks!Skin Game ~ Blodgett

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? [no]Black Robe ~ Dracula

You are crazy George, what has happened to you?Cause For Alarm ~ Ellen

What are you supposed to do when the ones with all the power are hurting those with none?North Country ~ Bill White

William, people make love for so many crazy reasons, why shouldnt money be one of them? Saint Jack ~ Mr Flowers

I have two enormous pills to steady me down and the two pep-pills I took this morning…VIPS ~ Duchess Of Brighton

An unfortunate misnomer for I am the mildest of men.
[on the translation of his name, Schreck]Dr Terror’s House Of Horrors ~ Doc Schreck

What seemed like a fun game was actually a portal into a whole new world!Hopscotch ~ Narrator

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban ~ Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)

Come along baby and jump on the bandwagon!Bandwagon

An invasion is an invasion whether it is secret or not, am I right?Secret Invasion ~ Richard

Dont you know you cant swim after a meal, because you die. The change from hot to cold stops your digestion! [yeah yeah]Accattone ~ Franco

Theres a fine line between winning and losingLet It Ride ~ Mrs Davis

Well, its a crazy f*cked up world and were all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man. Slc Punk ~ Mad Bob

We could give this country the biggest stick in the playground, and I intend to do that. Fat Man And Little Boy ~ Leslie Groves

Never was there a place so bleak or one with so little hope than the place that they called jackson county jailJackson County Jail ~ Narrator

The eternal struggle between good and evil, saint and sinners… but you are still not having fun!Face/off

Beware of what you see in times of stress, for they area often not really there.Still Crazy ~ Ray

They say you dream about the person whos gonna kill you. [err no thats just you Caleb]American Gothic ~ Caleb

When it comes to matters of the heart, it is fair to say that I have had more experience than most!Matters Of The Heart ~ Hadley

A surrealist masterpiece [when the tagline says it is surrealist...]L’age D’or ~ Tagline

Morrice! Cant you see you have insulted the freaks?Madagascar ~ King Julian, The Lemur (Sacha Baron Cohen)

Obviously you dont know a thing about science. And Im not paying the water bill. Its wrong, I didnt use that much waterProbe ~ Austin James

Do you want to hear the truth which you should hear and Ill tell you, and not just what you think you want to hear?Curious George ~ Maggie

Either hes dead or my watch has stopped. [good line doc]A Day At The Races ~ Doc

I have no thought at all about my own reward, I really didnt come here on my own accord.Jesus Christ Superstar ~ Judas

Marriage, its the quintessential deal [what on earth does that long word mean max stop trying to confuse us!]Just Tell Me What You Want ~ Max

Frankly, sir, I think were going to lose this one [bit defeatist of you cole surely!]Flight Of The Intruder ~ Cole

This whole worlds wild at heart and weird on top. Wild At Heart ~ Lula

Take it from an old spectator. Lifes not a spectator sport [wise words you speak there laverne]Hunchback Of Notre Dame ~ Laverne

I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservativesAddams Family ~ Girl Scout

I am Gandalf the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King ~ Gandalf (Ian McKellen)

When there are so many murders and so little evidence, then one suspects one is missing something largePhantom Of The Rue Morgue ~ Marais

I want three volunteers to go out on a patrol, you, you, and you.Battleground ~ Walowicz

Honestly, Johnny, youre only good for two things: making music and making love. Big Business Girl ~ Claire

Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children! Do I need someone telling me how to raise my children?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ~ Caracticus Potts

Runt, should Chicken Little have an open talk with his father and clear the air… Chicken Little ~ Abby Mallard

The point Im really trying to make is that here I can keep full control of them, outside anything might happen.Carry On Camping ~ Miss Haggerd

Its not the doing shit that gets to you – Its the consequences – Imagine a life without consequences.
Courage Under Fire ~ Anon

It is a strange virus that actually affects the emotions rather than physical well being.What’s So Bad About Feeling Good ~ Doc Shapiro

I am a Times puzzle fan. I will solve, in a hotel, a USA Today, but I dont feel good about myself when I do it.
Wordplay ~ Jon Stewart

You think anyone can do what I do? You think anyone can make the crap I make?
[if it is crap then probably yes Davis]Grand Canyon ~ Davis

Uh-oh, I have a feeling that things are about to heat up a little guys!Enemy Territory ~ Barry

Excuse me, sir, is this normal, or should I be nervous again? Operation Petticoat ~ Nick Holden

How does a woman get so bitter?The Opposite Of Sex

God is very busy. He cant control all the details. Hes running a franchise operation.Nuns On The Run ~ Brian Hope

You have to be careful of these financial advisers, their heart is not always in the right place!Watch The Birdie ~ Rusty

I dont really like the way that you are behaving, it is a little too cowardly.This Land Is Mine ~ Louise Martin

Im glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch! Wizards ~ Avatar

You think youre the only one doin time, Derek? You think youre here all alone? You think Im not in here with you?American History X ~ Doris Vinyard

I love you all, so much, that this revenge will be even sweeterSweet Revenge ~ Frank

If I were a girl, I would let the measles in my apartment before I let him in.
Speedway ~ Steve Grayson

If you know whats good for you son, youll keep your mouth shut and move outta my way!Rawhide ~ Rowdy Yates

There are times I think that those two are falling in love and other times not quite so.Up Periscope ~ Paul Stevenson

I dont like to gossip, but that new girl seems to have an awful crush on Shakespeare! Stage Door ~ Eve

You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas: when all I need is love. Bridge On The River Kwai ~ Shears

Hes the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. Id say thats earned him a drink. Van Helsing ~ Anna

Clifford, were old enough to take responsibility for our own lives, do you know what I mean?
Spice World ~ Sporty

Youre one of the most beautiful women Ive ever seen and thats not saying much for you.Animal Crackers ~ Unknown

You have to do whatever you need to do, but remember that a short romance can be a happy romance, for a short time.Stay As You Are ~ Giulio

Hey Helen, it looks like I cured your agoraphobia!
Copy Cat ~ Peter

I am the master, if you challenge me, then you will get taken down, capicheMaster Gunfighter ~ Finley

Life at Harchester United would never quite be the same again after he joined…Dream Team ~ Kitty

Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.
Brazil ~ Guard

One good hand job deserves another. [hilarious line there Nick]Black Rain ~ Nick Conklin

Some of these people make me sick. But a laws been broken here. You do remember the law, dont you?
Philadelphia ~ Miller

When you are really angry and you dont go on the run then is it fair to say that you are fighting mad?Fighting Mad ~ Anon

There are so many different things going on around here today that I am losing the plot!Love Is A Many Splendored Thing ~ Helen

This is me talking and I am telling you my daughter is not possessed. Audrey Rose ~ Janice

I turned those gentle hands into fists. You were the gentlest man I ever knew. Petulia ~ Petulia

Waitressing is the sort of job that you never really want to do but you can meet the most amazing people through it!Rich Girl ~ Courtney

You tell him we dont believe him. Where the hell did he get that? Cadillac Man ~ Walters

I like persons better than principles and persons with no principles better than anything at all. Picture Of Dorian Gray ~ Wootton

Bones will mend, wounds will heal, diseases cured. Isnt that worth everything? Silent Rage ~ Doc Phil

Brother and sister should always be there for each other, but are not always!Brother & Sister

Now were not sure exactly what happened here, but our best guess is that we were struck by what is known as a rogue wavePoseidon ~ Mike Bradford

The part of Jesus is not what I would call flimsy work. Jesus Of Montreal ~ Daniel

You want to kill me, dont you, Tucker? Well, get a number and get in line.
Cliffhanger ~ Qualen

I have to face the fact that this racing lark aint gonna make me rich as I thoguht it might!Six Pack ~ Brewster

What are you going to do? Blow me away? [if youre very lucky lola then maybe just maybe]Fatal Instinct ~ Lola

Being a single parent is tough in mouth situations but doing it here in Puerto Rico, its really badPopi ~ Abraham

When a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hellConstantine ~ Constantine

Good lord, she wore tights, how very scandalous indeed… what next and what is the world coming tooMother Wore Tights ~ Myrtle

All I can see for miles around is desert and then more desert, is there any civilisation at all in this place?Sands Of The Kalahari ~ Brian

You can trust this guy for sure – he is an absolute diamond.Something To Sing About ~ Rooney

Goldberg, youre the goalie. Its supposed to hit youThe Mighty Ducks

We think we control this place, but this place controls us. [almost profound there kuki]I Dreamed Of Africa ~ Kuki

I am an elephant and the handy thing is that means I never forget! What did you say?Jumbo ~ Jumbo

The dry lives – these are the ones that I can honestly say are scarcely worth living.Vidas Secas ~ Fabian

Dont do that, it might not be good for you in the long run, you know?Red Rock West ~ Lyle

Im both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now… because I choose to be. Batman Forever ~ Batman

You come to this age and you think everythings clear. And suddenly its not. Suddenly its just not. Reckless ~ Anna

Wherever the informant leads, it is our responsibility to follow him in a fluid moving perimeterThat Darn Cat ~ Zeke

What am I doing started to get attracted to someone in a place like this?Captives ~ Rachel

Watching TV aint as bad as some people make it out to be, though I do prefer the readingOne False Move ~ Cheryl

I live alone within myself, like a house within the woods. I keep my heart high up upon a shelf, barren of other goodsSea Of Love ~ Franky Keller

I get my expression through playing the piano and it also helps with my love life tooShoot The Pianist ~ Charlie

Working hard and having a life outside if it really is rather hard to juggle indeed!Let’s Live A Little ~ Duke Crawford

Death is… whimsical… todayLeon ~ Stansfield

There are times when I think that I dont even understand the single darnest thing about life.Show Them No Mercy ~ Loretta

So tell me, cos no-one round here ever did, why do they call you Sorrowful Jones?Sorrowful Jones ~ Gladys