Filmnyheder

A glass that falls, three, two, one, zero. Glass partition, letters [err, yes]Last Year At Marienbad ~ Anon

Where so ever you go, there you are.The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai

You know what they say about a grape… in the sun it turns into a raisinRaisin In The Sun ~ Walter

Are we slipping into some black hole of hairless space?Alien Intruder ~ Lloyd

It is always women like you who are most victimised by anti-choice – indigent women, third-world women, women of colour.Citizen Ruth ~ Rachel

There are times when you wish that your dreams could just come true – for one day at leastPenny Serenade ~ Julie Adams

Drew, I know your dog died, but get a grip, man, youre freaking me out!
Pet Sematary Two ~ Jeff

I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But not many friends who are better than you. All Of Me ~ Tyrone Wattell

There are no masses in Dodge City, only individuals taking responsibility for their own actions. They Might Be Giants ~ Justin

Ever since I was 7 years old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without meHanging Up ~ Maddy

A doctors wife knows her place – the patients and the job must always come first and the wife comes secondDoctors Wives ~ Lorrie

There is this strange phenomenon where the person who is kidnapped actually starts to like or feels grateful to their kidnapper…Kidnapped ~ Narrator

When I said you can do better than her, I didnt mean this much better. [thats a little cryptic isnt it?]See No Evil ~ Zoe

I am the last of the angry men out there!Last Angry Man ~ Sam Abelman

I need to take revenge on them for the sake of her memory and my sanity.Chrome And Hot Leather ~ TJ

Because mankind has denied Intelligence, the unique glory of our species – the Human Brain.Britannia Hospital ~ Millar

There are times when I wish that I had a crystal ball as my name might imply and I could see clearly what will happen.Personal Property ~ Crystal

The war, the whole conflict may have been wrong but damn it dont hate your country for it.Rambo First Blood Part 2 ~ Trautman

Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom ComeEast Is East ~ Auntie

Its worse than being a bit confused – I think Im totally cracking up!Cracking Up ~ Anon

From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the steppesTaras Bulba ~ Taras

Im surprised theres enough room at the table for all of us.
[on Nicole and all of her demons!]Mindhunters ~ JD

For the record… was written… and produced by mistake! [could have been written about the film!]Critic’s Choice ~ John

If the cab is in the living room and the keys are in it, then what are we gonna do?Coast To Coast ~ Madie

Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no moreComedy Of Terrors ~ John Black

Dont be fooled it isnt thunder, staying put would be a blunder.Jumanji ~ Judy

There is no such thing as a real blonde, all blondes these days are dyed once they finish their youthReal Blonde ~ Joe

I love Harry, is that so wrong in a world and in a place like this? [yes sorry natasha]History Is Made At Night ~ Natasha

When nuns enter a competition amongst themselves, you dont want to get in the way!Nasty Habits ~ Sister Alexandra

Why dont we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini. [what a great line, Barry]Beerfest ~ Barry Badrinath

The weak, in those days that come, will no longer need to fear their lack of strength and fortitudePixote ~ Pixote

Being a dog isnt so great after all, so if you feel envious of your pet just think what they eat all dayMy Life As A Dog ~ Dave

I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail.Tombstone ~ Wyatt

Hello, gorgeous.Funny Girl

Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Bottle Rocket ~ Dignan

Im going to make it up to you, Im going to be a star. [heard it all before bobby!]Hollywood Shuffle ~ Bobby Taylor

Thats where I was when the brains were being passed out.
[not even in the queue that is]New Kind Of Love ~ Steve

In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions. Sob ~ Doc Irving

Being double-crossed is not something that I want to happen to me, or someone wants to do to me due to what will happen to themPancho Villa ~ Pancho Villa

What do you call people who, when theyre faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
Death Wish ~ Kersey

I am afraid that something is happening to her irreversably, her fears are getting worse day by day…In Person ~ Emory Muir

Everyone needs a buddy.Buddy

Someday you and I are going to have a serious dis-agreementThe Last Of The Mohicans

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear s-o-p-h-y, happy birthday to me!Happy Birthday To Me ~ Soph

They know it and they like it and they dont like it: thats just how it is.Shampoo ~ George

Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!Mary Poppins ~ Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious

The simplest tasks are by no means the easiest. Diary Of A Country Priest ~ Ambricourt

Dallas has one of the highest murder rates in the country.Executive Action ~ Foster

Buck you, you son of a bitch [very pleasant of you to say so, will]Home Of The Brave ~ Will Marsh

When I invited these men over, Im not quite I hadnt taken full leave of my senses!Lydia ~ Lydia MacMillan

There is a monster and it is not looking particularly stable at this moment in time, I have learnt this is never good news.Mothra ~ Doc Harada

When you go on holiday in Mexico you forget all the troubles that you have in the worldHoliday In Mexico ~ Jeffrey

A radio shrink? Theyre only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. Mannequin ~ Jonathan

Finding your way home when you are a cat or a dog is a rather tricky affairIncredible Journey ~ The Hermit

It became more of a job than a sport to playHoop Dreams ~ Bill Gates

What do we know about our parents? [well most people know quite a lot about them]Music Box ~ Mack

Im telling you, Im big in the hood right now, I dont even remember my nameGet Rich Or Die Tryin’ ~ Marcus

Tahiti, the place where loving couples come on holiday to relax, and enjoy some quality time together before returning to reality.Tahiti ~ Narrator

I have got to give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.Stardust Memories ~ Sandy Bates

Theres a cure for everything except death [by definition, though it can be prevented in many cases]Ladri Di Biciclette ~ Antonio

From Embryo to woman in 4 and a half weeks. Embryo ~ Dr Paul

Youre a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more? Strange Days ~ Strickland

In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often usefulThis Is Spinal Tap ~ Ian Faith