Filmnyheder

Im surprised theres enough room at the table for all of us.
[on Nicole and all of her demons!]Mindhunters ~ JD

For the record… was written… and produced by mistake! [could have been written about the film!]Critic’s Choice ~ John

If the cab is in the living room and the keys are in it, then what are we gonna do?Coast To Coast ~ Madie

Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no moreComedy Of Terrors ~ John Black

Dont be fooled it isnt thunder, staying put would be a blunder.Jumanji ~ Judy

There is no such thing as a real blonde, all blondes these days are dyed once they finish their youthReal Blonde ~ Joe

I love Harry, is that so wrong in a world and in a place like this? [yes sorry natasha]History Is Made At Night ~ Natasha

When nuns enter a competition amongst themselves, you dont want to get in the way!Nasty Habits ~ Sister Alexandra

Why dont we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini. [what a great line, Barry]Beerfest ~ Barry Badrinath

The weak, in those days that come, will no longer need to fear their lack of strength and fortitudePixote ~ Pixote

Being a dog isnt so great after all, so if you feel envious of your pet just think what they eat all dayMy Life As A Dog ~ Dave

I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail.Tombstone ~ Wyatt

Hello, gorgeous.Funny Girl

Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Bottle Rocket ~ Dignan

Im going to make it up to you, Im going to be a star. [heard it all before bobby!]Hollywood Shuffle ~ Bobby Taylor

Thats where I was when the brains were being passed out.
[not even in the queue that is]New Kind Of Love ~ Steve

In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions. Sob ~ Doc Irving

Being double-crossed is not something that I want to happen to me, or someone wants to do to me due to what will happen to themPancho Villa ~ Pancho Villa

What do you call people who, when theyre faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
Death Wish ~ Kersey

I am afraid that something is happening to her irreversably, her fears are getting worse day by day…In Person ~ Emory Muir

Everyone needs a buddy.Buddy

Someday you and I are going to have a serious dis-agreementThe Last Of The Mohicans

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear s-o-p-h-y, happy birthday to me!Happy Birthday To Me ~ Soph

They know it and they like it and they dont like it: thats just how it is.Shampoo ~ George

Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!Mary Poppins ~ Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious

The simplest tasks are by no means the easiest. Diary Of A Country Priest ~ Ambricourt

Dallas has one of the highest murder rates in the country.Executive Action ~ Foster

Buck you, you son of a bitch [very pleasant of you to say so, will]Home Of The Brave ~ Will Marsh

When I invited these men over, Im not quite I hadnt taken full leave of my senses!Lydia ~ Lydia MacMillan

There is a monster and it is not looking particularly stable at this moment in time, I have learnt this is never good news.Mothra ~ Doc Harada

When you go on holiday in Mexico you forget all the troubles that you have in the worldHoliday In Mexico ~ Jeffrey

A radio shrink? Theyre only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. Mannequin ~ Jonathan

Finding your way home when you are a cat or a dog is a rather tricky affairIncredible Journey ~ The Hermit

It became more of a job than a sport to playHoop Dreams ~ Bill Gates

What do we know about our parents? [well most people know quite a lot about them]Music Box ~ Mack

Im telling you, Im big in the hood right now, I dont even remember my nameGet Rich Or Die Tryin’ ~ Marcus

Tahiti, the place where loving couples come on holiday to relax, and enjoy some quality time together before returning to reality.Tahiti ~ Narrator

I have got to give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.Stardust Memories ~ Sandy Bates

Theres a cure for everything except death [by definition, though it can be prevented in many cases]Ladri Di Biciclette ~ Antonio

From Embryo to woman in 4 and a half weeks. Embryo ~ Dr Paul

Youre a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more? Strange Days ~ Strickland

In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often usefulThis Is Spinal Tap ~ Ian Faith

It is time to go back to where we used to be, and lets enjoy it!Welcome Stranger ~ Jim Pearson

If youre reading this letter, my disease has run its course [a rather morbid affair]Last Holiday ~ Georgia

Savvy?Pirates Of The Caribbean ~ Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

OK so I got myself a ski resort in the rockies, thats kinda cool thing to find out today right?Snowball Express ~ Johnny Baxter

Selling vacuum cleaners, its ok on days where you clean up, but on other days, it kinda sucksLittle Giant ~ Benny

New Years Eve is when people go back to killing each other.
[so cynical so young]
Letter To Three Wives ~ Sadie

I dont think they get as much fun out of life as we do!
Hot Millions ~ Caesar

All right, since youre all not going to eat, Im going to try some of everythingSigns ~ Graham Hess

Little cat, little cat, why do you look so blue? Did somebody paint you to look like that, or is it your birthday, too?Gypsy ~ Gypsy Rose Lee

With Mars your ruler in the ascendancy, you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident and Helen says bollocks to youSliding Doors ~ Anna

Cops chasing robbers and the robbers outrunning them – kind of heartwarming to see innit!Cops And Robbers ~ Anon

Is that really her? Gosh, I have to say that I really dont recognise her looking like that she looks so… so different!Extremities ~ Maurice

Between comedians and singers, women always go for singersLet’s Make Love ~ Milton

If you come upstairs, youre gonna get laidThe Wedding Singer

I bleed from five wounds and heal people, but Ive never been in love. [thats pretty tough breaks]Touch ~ Charlie

I didnt steal anything. Honest, I didnt. Im too little.Dimples ~ Dimples

I do love anger. You know, you and I ought to argue sometime. Absolute Beginners ~ Dido Lament

When you hit breaking point, when the tension really builds up, then you know that anything might be about to happen!Breaking Point ~ Anon

Man, no-one ever told me that being best man was going to be such a stressful job!Best Man

Once I loved a man, who I thought the gods themselves had sent me.Die Niebelungen ~ Brunnhild

I am devoted to my craft, devoted to the art that is writing a large manuscript.Devotion ~ Charlotte